Deviation Actions
1) Writers Block...why do I have to get writers block when my mind knows that I have a Creative Writing assignment due tomorrow! If it was just for any story, I would shrug and move on. Inspiration come back to me!
2) Drawing Skills...some days you want to work other days you don't, why can't you just work when I want you to? It would save me the time and the stress if you would just work on command.
3) People on Bikes...That's right random guy who ran me over on my way to school, I'm talking to you!
4) Food...Why are you never in the refrigerator when I need you, can't you see if I'm too lazy to go out and buy more food with money I don't have, that I'm probably to lazy to go out to get food from the many fast food places around me.
5) Car...The words I could use for you, /words/
6) Phone...Why can't you realize that when I walk into a classroom you're supposed to be silent. Like the freaking grave. Not so loud you make the girl next to my things jump and nearly destroy my art project.
7) Overly Enthusiastic People...If I wanted little annoying rays of sunshine in my eyes at 6 in the morning, I would leave my blinds open when I go to sleep
8) Snickers...You little delightful bastards are the reason why I can't lose any weight.
9) Laundry...I folded you, and do you know how much of a pain that is? Yeah carry your own weight around this house and put yourself away.
10) Internet...You little devious MF are the reason that I can't get anything done, because you hypnotise me into thinking I'll only spend a few minutes on it...well five hours later and I still have Writers Block!